You’re That B*tch: Confessions of the Baddest Drama Queen and Other Cute Stories About Being Unapologetically Yourself

You’re That B*tch is… Totally fresh Genderqueer Inspirational Real Sort of like my mom’s ass shampoo… but even more tingly.* You may be asking yourself, who does this bitch think he is… well, I’m here to show you how I, and you, become that bitch.

I believe in myself, duh. I went from living in a house with 25 people to owning my own home in a tropical paradise on the island of Oahu. I am the American Dream personified and I made it happen by hustling my whole life. I was a young entrepreneur, and all of the little businesses I started — from selling feather earrings plucked straight off my cousin’s cockfighting chickens to covering up all the girls’ hickeys in high school —led to my success and prepared me for this crazy ass life I created.

Sashay your way into the gorgeous chaos of my mind and get emotional, inspired, and maybe a little sweaty (she’s a cute bitch and this book has a lot of never before seen photos!!).

Because you can do anything you want when you’re a bad bitch. And you can be anything you want – how do you think I became Bretman Rock?!

*If you really want to know, I’ll tell you what brand it is.