Your Stars Are Wrong

This is not a sappy motivation book. This collection of eldritch knowledge - echoing the power, passion, and madness of extraordinary seers and cultists - speaks directly to the human condition without insulting your intelligence. You'll find yourself gibbering with delight as you absorb secrets of the cosmos no human was meant to know.

YOUR STARS ARE WRONG is a modern collection of forbidden ancient wisdom carefully refined into easily digestible memes. The voices of the lost prophets of Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, Shub Niggurath, and Azathoth reverberates down through the eons, inspiring us to shamble, chant, and perish as our Dire Masters command us to.

"Leave it to the Cthulhu Cult to put an end to the plague of pie-in-the-sky, feel-good, eat-love-pray genre of pabulum publications littering bookstore shelves." - Beretta Nova, Kingsport Star Herald