You Suck at Cooking

Do you suck at cooking? Are you starving all the time? Do you need to eat food every day to survive as a human?



Well, this is the book for you. You probably already know the wildly popular YouTuber You Suck at Cooking by his handsomely manicured hands and mysterious voice, and now you'll know him for this equally well-manicured and mysterious tome. It contains more than 60 recipes for beginner cooks and noobs alike, in addition to hundreds of paragraphs and sentences, as well as photos and drawings, all of which you can easily confirm by flipping through the pages. If you bring this book home, you'll learn to cook with unintimidating ingredients in dishes like Broccoli Cheddar Quiche Cupcake Muffin-Type Things, Eddie's Roasted Red Pepper Dip (while also learning all about Eddie's sad, sad life), Jalape o Chicken, and also other stuff. In addition, there are cooking tips that can be applied not only to the very recipes in this book, but also to recipes outside of this book, and to all other areas of your life (with mixed results). Everyone sucks a little bit sometimes, but you don't have to suck at cooking.