You Did What? How Many Times?

"You did what? How many times?" These questions are repeatedly asked as I share stories from my life which borders on crazy, mischievous, and downright funny.

Mooning, Mardi Gras, mannequins...

An old cop car, a possible porn star, a naked lady...

An angry squirrel, a forgotten cockroach, a hungry alligator...

These are a collection of some of my most memorable funny and off-the-wall situations that made my life as husband, father, friend, and telephone technician so interesting and comical. By the time you reach the end you'll want to keep asking "You did what? How many times?"