Woofs of Wisdom on Writing - Illustrated Doggerel

Inside the pages of this book you will find CorgiScribe's pearls about being a writer. You might agree with him - or - you might not. He can cope with a difference of opinion as long as you throw frisbees or bones at him, and not - you know - rocks or centipedes... This book has been dictated to me (Susan Alison) by CorgiScribe so that I can translate his woofings into Hoomun. (I would never call my own words 'wisdom', but CorgiScribe has no such qualms). There are 47 pictures (from my paintings) over 90 pages in this book. ('The Corgi Games' has 22 pics over 45 pages.) The illustrations throughout the ebook and paperback are in full colour. We are openly saying this is a book of doggerel (and full colour paintings of dogs) - that's the same as saying it's a book full of nonsense rhyme, comic verse, irregular rhythm... We're saying that all up front so you don't have to (especially the 'nonsense' bit.) We feel the need to say, too, that there is much mention of 'rears' and 'butts' in this book - they're an obsession of CorgiScribe's. Understandably. PS It says 'ruther' on page 26. It's not a typo - it's earned its place by rhyming with 'other' - which 'rather' doesn't. jus' sayin'