Wielding the Hamsterfish

Archibald is an alien who took the ostrich form when he arrived as a scientist on planet Earth. He's been running his experiment for a little over 100 years and as such he'd been getting a little bored until the day he met Sunshine, a woman who effects him in ways no human being ever has; he is drawn to her. He befriends Sunshine in an attempt to unravel the mystery of why she causes him to feel such a powerful attraction. But Sunshine's got questions of her own, questions about game shows, duct tape, and why she can channel members of the President's cabinet and not know she's doing it.