When I choose to wake up

How does one go from having the worst life, based on the worst decisions, to living your dream life and having all you thought yourself incapable of? Go into a coma. That's right, you read correctly. And here is where I explain to you why. My name is Liam Tanner Everell. I have a girlfriend-or three. I don't quite remember and honestly? Who even has time to count? I left home for college two years ago; a year ago, my little sister decided to go to the same college. And what do you know? She ends up dating my roommate. That wouldn't bother me if she didn't run to my mom-figuratively, of course-to tell her everything I do that she would disapprove of, which is pretty much all I do every minute I'm awake. I was lucky enough to have wealthy parents; it doesn't hurt that they are also decent people. Of course, that means I'm used to getting what I want, when I want it, and because I want it. I have a simple job to help me finish my degree-communications. That was my bright idea; getting a degree in communications when I can barely stand talking to the people I already know. Why do I tell you all this about myself?

Because within the next few months, that guy will die... and I will be born. This story includes mature content.