When Findus Was Little and Disappeared

Farmer Pettson sat doing the crossword, with Findus the cat on his knee. 'Tell me about when I disappeared,' said Findus. 'You haven't disappeared,' said Pettson, 'you're sitting right here.' 'Yes, but ? when I was little.' 'Oh then ...But you've heard the story so often before.' 'But tell it to me anyway!' So here is the story of when Findus was little and disappeared.