What You Won't Expect When You're Expecting Because This Is the Crap They Don't Tell You

Have you ever eaten coin-flavored cereal? Or nearly fainted because you couldn't tolerate your own smell in the bathroom? Or how about this, have you ever been freaked out by your baby's limb jutting out from within your stomach, like a scene from the movie ET? For some women, pregnancy is anything but a fairytale and this funny little book explores the "other" not-so-pretty, though super-hilarious side of pregnancy. Whether it be simultaneous diarrhea and constipation, hairy nipples, an appetite to rival any football team, or the inevitable loss of your pre-baby shape, this book discusses the bad, the ugly, and the worst parts of pregnancy in a light-hearted, whimsical, and semi-terrifying way. So put your feet up and enjoy Or if you're buying this for a fellow pregger, get ready for a load of laughter and a ton of questions like, "Wait, can that really happen? "