Wethorsemane69

Zaddy billionaire philanthropist Eurydice McOrpheus is finally going to space. He intends to discover a new planet and make a new Earth. Time to start over because this version of Earth is bad and gross. Generous and very kind, Eurydice holds a raffle for the commoners: 5 golden tickets for five peasants to climb aboard his spaceship, the Wethorsemane69, and escape from this horrible place we call Earth.