Welcome to Elsewhere

Greetings from the Elsewhere Welcoming Committee. We're glad you made the journey and hope your stay here is exactly what you want it to be. Please feel free to roam wherever you want and take as long as you want. We have no timetables, no agendas, no schedules, no calendars, and no clocks. Time does not matter here. Matter of fact, nothing really matters here. Normal rules do not apply. Restrictions are non-existent. No boundaries, no "Keep Out" signs. And laws? What laws? Basically, you are by yourself. You are your own tour guide in a universe of anything. So, be sure to allow yourself to see everything, read everything, and visit everywhere. Before we turn you loose, please check any excess baggage-along with any extra close-mindedness you may have-at the door. You won't need them. Nothing is 'usual' here so you're arriving with a clean slate. You may now proceed through the door, please watch your step, and into Elsewhere. Thanks again for coming and we'll see you again...whenever.