Viva Coleman Francis!: an epic poem about the worst film director of all time

"So, I just finished a new piece. It's a long narrative poem that is unlike any other poem. It's a mock epic, about three young men in the late 1990s watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 one night during a rain storm. It's also about the concept of the worst film of all time. It begins with a story about Moses, and then changes drastically. It can also be a performance piece for the whole thing performed is 1.5 hours long. It is a comedy/satire. This is how poetry should be-I fucking hate contemporary american poetry it's so passive and impotent and boring and useless! Let's take back poetry too! Viva la Revolution!"

-Damian Westfall, author of Viva Coleman Francis!