Vampire Jokes

Funny and Hilarious Halloween and Vampire Jokes for Kids

Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes about vampires and Halloween.

Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny vampire and Halloween joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home.

Jokes from this funny book...

Q: What is Dracula's car called?

A: A mobile blood unit

HAHA

Q: What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

A: By long distance

LOL

Q: What does a vampire take for a cold?

A: Coffin syrup

HAHA

Q: Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

A: The girl necks door

LOL

Q: What type of people do vampires like?

A: Type O positive people

HAHA

Q: Where is Dracula's American office?

A: The Vampire State Building

Funny vampire and Halloween jokesExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudThis funny joke book is full of funny vampire and Halloween jokes that will have you laughing for hours This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes about Halloween will have you laughing for hours. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning.

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