Valerie's Freaks

"Stunning new talent ..". Andrew Neiderman, author of The Devil's Advocate BOOK FOUR OF THE NIGHTENGALE LEGACY OF SIN AND BETRAYAL Little Daryl and Dorothy Nightengale are growing up. But how differently they have grown Daryl is skeptical of everything Valerie Nightengale says and everything she does. But Dorothy is under her spell lock, stock, and barrel. Because, you see, Grandma Valerie is at last hopelessly insane and Dorothy is right behind her Now, there is another set of twins at the manor house - the new Larry and Laura Nightengale. It is up to Valerie and Dorothy to raise them right -- to raise them to be holy -- and prevent them from following in their namesake's evil footsteps. Valerie Nightengale always said that money made the world go round. Never has that been more true for her and her family in this book - the shocking conclusion to the Nightengale legacy of sin and betrayal. Indeed, that legacy has at last come full circle and who will be the ultimate successor to the coveted Nightengale family fortune? From Valerie's Freaks... "If you ever put that wicked and nasty, nasty and wicked thing that all men are cursed from birth to possess," Grandma Valerie declared in obvious distaste, wrinkling her nose as she pointed at my exposed flaccid wiener with the end of an old yardstick, "inside of this," she continued, turning her makeshift pointer towards my twin sister's vag, "you will be very, very sorry. You will burn in hell for all of eternity, just see if you don't Don't tell me I'll tell you "Hell burns hottest for sinners of the flesh, you know " Grandma Valerie declared with the strongest of conviction. In the best-selling tradition of the most famous gothic authors... The Nightengale Legacy Of Sin And Betrayal Valerie Valerie's Secrets Valerie's Sinners Valerie's Freaks Valerie's Family Valerie's Legacy Dorothy's Prophecy The Nightengale Legacy Sampler Edition