Two Heads Are Behdder: Blind Date With An Alien

I'm going on a blind date with an alien.

It's not as strange as it sounds. Some might even say I was the alien in this situation, seen as odd or weird to more than a few still unaccustomed to the soft skinned creatures and newest to the Coalition to get our feet wet with space flight. Relatively new by a few hundred years or so-green by all longstanding traveling, been puttering around the galaxy for a few thousand years, creature standards.

The real surprise of the evening was the third wheel I began to feel like as I met my date. Dates...?

He- They- Have two heads. Two males at odds, dual personalities the exact opposite in nature, in one shared, conjoined body. Kihmaer Natharin, to be exact, alien lizardman with twice the personality.

I'm always saying it could be worse, or weird, or... I'm not quite sure what tops constantly bickering conjoined two headed alien man- men? I'm sure if this evening proves anything, it is not only looking to be quite interesting, but I'm about to find out.