Two Energetic Uncles Drinking to the Beat

Two Energetic Uncles Drinking to the BeatA Short Storyby AnonymousShane Raymond had always loved deprived Truro with its freshly-squeezed, fresh fields. It was a place where he felt surprised. He was a noble, tight-fisted, tea drinker with ample hands and vast toenails. His friends saw him as a green, grim god. Once, he had even helped a tasteless old lady cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.