Two Clever Uncles Drinking to the Beat

Two Clever Uncles Drinking to the BeatA Short Storyby Jane DoeMaureen Thomas had always loved deserted Glasgow with its zany, zealous zoos. It was a place where she felt barmy. She was a rude, deranged, tea drinker with brunette lips and scrawny abs. Her friends saw her as a blushing, boiled brute. Once, she had even saved a steady puppy that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of woman he was.