Trust Me, I'm a Consultant

How I got paid in a job interview, wrote the playbook for seven-figure consulting, and learned the shocking truth about happiness



During the COVID-19 crisis, author and renowned consultant Chris Knudsen used the downtime to memorialize his valuable life and business lessons, resulting in this entertaining and unforgettable memoir. Not only is Trust Me, I'm a Consultant a wild ride, but it provides a detailed guide on how to divorce yourself from the traditional employment grind and use skills you already possess to build a thriving, seven-figure consultancy.



A rollicking, irreverent, insightful journey awaits you. Here are just a few of this book's chapter titles:

How I Got Paid in a Job InterviewHow to Finance a Start-up with Your Disabled Brother's Social SecurityThe Worst Advice a Venture Capitalist Ever Gave a Roomful of WomenHow to Lose Your Sister's Millions on a Podcasting Start-upA Diabolical Plan to Get Revenge on Reed HastingsI Never Had a Midlife Crisis. I Had a 3D-Print Start-up.Navy SEAL Laws of Combat and a Board Coup D'?tatHow I Helped Two Broke Inventors Fall Backwards into Hundreds of Millions of DollarsLarry the Convicted Child Molester Starts a Children's Education CompanyI Pissed My Adult Diaper on a Zoom CallThe Devs Are Doing Cocaine in the Bathroom AgainI Forgot About That Million Dollars in My PayPal AccountExposing the Half-Lie About Happiness Being a ChoicePad Thai and How to Break into the Secret Life of Independent ConsultingA COVID-Induced Epiphany: You Think You Have Time, But You Don't