Triggered: Kids Guide To Modern Day Cancel Culture

With this new year came a new kind of culture. Everyone wants everyone fired. They're vultures. They go online just to get outraged. They find some offense on every web page. The topic of alcohol triggers feelings of bad. Because your family tore apart thanks to your drunk dad. Topics like abuse will trigger so many. Because dad hit mom. He'll serve 5-20. They want protection from all the things that hurt. They'll stalk you offline and you might lose your shirt. Content online sends their rage through the ceiling. Even though nobody is responsible for their feelings. They wish everything to be rainbows and puppies. Just like when they were kids with teddy bear stuffies. You can't censor the internet with your limited power. So blame your parents for raising a delicate flower.