Transylvania X-80085

A loose continuation to 'Can't Hardly Boner'. Bridget Chase is furious at Rudy De Luca- the director of Transylvania 6-5000; and you would be too if you saw that flick! Geena Davis, who plays a Nympho Vampire wearing a sexy vampire outfit is only in maybe ten percent of the movie. This is a monumental travesty more wrought with passion than a crucified Jesus. When you have a young and willing Geena Davis playing a nympho you have her in THE ENTIRE MOVIE! You showcase her. You make a movie more Boner-ific than Elvira Mistress of the Dark- like, that level of tits and cleavage. Well, Bridget can't sit around and let history be something he disproves of. Nor, can he let an artist express their own visions NO! No one, not a single person, can sit back and let the past be the past. Like Antifa and Black Lives Matter, Bridget wants history extinguished- to actualize his vision of the world; and, his vision is correct no matter who it may infringe on. So, Bridget travels back in time to put the wrong things right. With the help of a Nymphomaniac Vampire, Geena Davis, the two rewrite that d@mn movie to be something awesome. Something to hand out boners as readily as food stamps in the ghetto. Should Geena have been on Baywatch and there be a Vampire Lifeguard? Maybe, but shit sometimes the best ideas come after you've written the d@mn manuscript- thereby making an author have to write a sequel- loose, loose as a single mother desperate for a man to take care of her- spreading her legs readily for any and each suitor that comes around. Yo! Back to the story- so, this rewrite is going to happen 'n such- but like a Trump supporter crying over statues being torn down, a vampire by the name Cherry Lipstick Vampire appears- appears like a Chaz Autonomous Zone- like, who the F wants that? A nightmare, an utter nightmare is birthed. Not as much a nightmare as actually having a child- that's a lifelong nightmare. Come along and suckle this Fiction's nipple before your Step Dad gets home. *Full Series* Can't Hardly Boner, Transylvania X-80085, Hard to Turd, Boy Meets Boner, I Know What the Camera Man Did Last Summer, What Did You Do Last Summer?