The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti

It's my pleasure to present the funniest graffiti from literally hundreds of the world's bathroom walls. Hello, my name is C. J. Phillips and I'm a professional graffiti hunter. This immense collection includes the raunchiest stuff and bonus educational books on women's PS-spot, U-spot and A-spot. Being a graffiti hunter isn't for everyone. In pursuit of the world's funniest bathroom graffiti, I've been verbally reprimanded by psychotic custodians and even locked in a bathroom, supposedly by accident. Here's some lines from this book: HEY VIRGINS, THANKS FOR NOTHING - What's white and crawls up your leg? Homing sperm. - Hormones are a big bust - Polygamy is having more wives than you need. Monogamy is the same. - Roses are red violets are blue, I have crabs now so do you.