The Uncensored Massage

Massages can often change into the unexpectedly and wildly sexual, especially in East Asia, as the author discovers in this humorously erotic and "undercover" investigation of the massage scene in Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and China, with brief excursions into Cambodia and India. In one chapter, the book gives a detailed, soap-and-semen-drenched description of a hilarious and more than mindblowing Sandwich Massage in Thailand. Then it moves on to Indonesia, where hot women full of the joy of life defy the rules and seek joyous sex with their customers. And then to Vietnam where, Behind the No Hanky-Panky Door, a Western man keeps getting asked by a young, skimpily clad, sex-bomb masseuse if he wants his "baby" massaged: and is given a generous number of free samples, just in case he is slow to understand her offer. And in China, the masseuse keeps exclaiming, "Oh You Oh You "--a mystery that takes half an hour to solve. Indian masseuses offer a friendly handshake to their surprised customers, and a Cambodian masseuse plays an amazing game . . . For a more general discussion (with specific and often funny and erotic examples) of massage issues and the deep connection between massage and sex, with commentary and examples from American massage and a handful of other countries, please read "The Uncensored Massage: Massage and Sex in America and Elsewhere" (there may be new and different edition of this book under a different title shortly) Content warning: Occasional adult language and situations. Meant for open-minded readers with a sense of humor (an absolute essential, as many of the statements are ironic). An appendix provides a brief and subjective consumer guide for heterosexual men. By the widely traveled author of 3 other books, and 12 books under a different name.