THE ULTIMATE SANTA-BANTA JOKE BOOK

Santa: A month ago I gave my number to this beautiful lady. She said that she'll text me when she gets back home. Banta: So, have you got her number yet? Santa: I haven't received any call from her so far. I think she is homeless! ˜ Santa: I eat my salad without dressing. Banta: For health reasons? Santa: No. Because once hungry who has the time to put on clothes. ˜ Police: Knock Knock! Santa: Who's there? Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk. Santa: How many are you? Police: We