The Seed-Spitting, Monkey-Toed, Rhinoceros Hog

"Long, long ago dinosaurs roamed this swampy world and called it home. The mighty beast preyed upon the lesser, or so I was told by my professor; and somewhere within the Jungle of Grog lived a seed-spitting, monkey-toed, rhinoceros hog..." An engaging bedtime story of the misadventure of a bungling little piglet who once lived in the Age of hungry Dinosaurs. Colorful illustrations by the author will bring this fantastic tale to life.