The Older I Get, the Less I Care

For each of the 3.1 billion females in this world, there will come a time when gravity is no longer a friend. Thankfully, as comedian and author Teresa Roberts Logan points out, with this realization-and substantive amounts of chocolate and caffeine-also comes the freedom to care less about the quirky neuroses and habitual hang-ups that riddle our feminine existence. Logan presents pithy insights into the female psyche-each accompanied by a full-color illustration humorously depicting exactly those things we care less about. From snotty waiters and memory loss to trying to be one of those thong-butt babes. "The older I get, the less I care about the sociological implications of my shoe fetish . . . [or] how much "anti-stress" articles stress me out . . . or the fact that sometimes meditation makes me angrier!" --Teresa Roberts Logan