The Most Holy Boble

In the beginning, there was BOB...Or maybe not. You really can't trust that guy.One thing's for sure, I bet you want to know the true story of Creation, yes?Here, at last, is the Word of BOB - our only hope against the nefarious evil of False Rob, the Blood Mistress Kraal, and the unnecessary rebooting of beloved sci-fi shows.Edited, for the first time, by someone who wasn't drunk on marijuana gin, this all new version of the complete Holy Boble might remind you of that time your cousin's wife left him and the family put him on suicide watch but they put you in charge because they were all too busy going to a destination wedding in Cancun and he stayed in your basement and broke your toilet.