The Mobius Strip of Ignorance: Comedic Re-interpretation of Classic Short Stories in 3 Sentences

This is a literary criticism book, which examines all those weird short stories we were forced to read in school, and why it is a miracle that so very few of us became sociopaths. This is a comedic take on these stories and what they mean. You've read most if not all of them, but you probably missed the meaning, like I did. Featured works by O. Henry, Shirley Jackson, William Faulkner, D.H. Lawrence, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Flannery O'Connor, Jonathan Swift, and Ernest Hemingway are included. We will dissect these short stories, and in a few cases, I will solve a few mysteries that the Scholars have yet to figure out. This should win me a Pulitzer for Investigative Literary Criticism. But I will settle for a good Amazon rating. Relax, grab a drink, and some tissues, for when that drink shoot out your nose. Yes, it's pretty darn good.