The Maryhill Mob

Sometimes you don't know what you have until you're threatened with losing it. ...Take for instance a mundane job in a jewelers, which is all it was until the day the new girl walked in and Kirsty found that for the first time ever her cross dressing boss, Edward Mouse, had fallen head over heels in love. ...Elisabeth was good, she was fast: she had found the only restaurant in Glasgow that prepared 'FUGU' the deadliest fish in the world using a trainee chef from a local catering college. A chef that was so naive, he didn't understand the dangers of preparing it by taking direction from an app on his ipod. ...As if that wasn't warning enough she then convinced Mouse's old man to eat it. Now with no one to protect her Kirsty was threatened with the sack. So what is a girl to do... Rob the place you say, well someone else had tried that first and failed. Maybe they just didn't have Kirsty's logical mind, or her urge to get even. You can bet though that hilarious consequences will ensue whatever she does.