The Man with the Snarling Razor Fanged Vampire Vagina

What is worse for a guy than going through puberty? How about going through puberty in a female body? What's worse than that, going through puberty in a female body with a razor tooth vampire vagina that talks to you and demands that you feed it with the Dick blood of rapists. What's worse than that? Going through all of that in a small conservative religious community.As long as Tom could remember he always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body and no one ever accepted him for who he was. But now after having his first period he finds that not only is he going through the changes of female puberty, but also his vagina is starting to talk to him and demanding that he feed it the blood of rapists in order to satiate its uncontrollable bloodlust. So what's a guy to do when his vagina is possessed by demons?