The Lost Garner Boys

Michael and Sam are new to town. They head out to the boardwalk for them good times like teens do. Michael gets the attention of this hottie gypsy type girl and things get all eighties-supernatural when he finds out that his peers aren't quite human. A battle ensues but quickly is derailed by the news of Jennifer Garner sunbathing on the beach in a nut busting bikini. A terrible Saxophone villain with pelvic thrusts of doom decides he wants that hot, oiled, curvy body for himself; and... who can blame him. Michael and Sam set out to save her from that greasy hair'a his and flexing a$$.