The Little Book of Painfully Bad Poems

I am The Pound Shop Poet. The literary bargain basement,

The poetic equivalent of classical defacement.

My poetry is not intelligent, captivating or metaphorical,

In fact it could be described as absolutely diabolical.

But coming forth from the ashes of ineptitude

A ray of light, which could bring a change of attitude.

Poetry so excruciating it's actually rather funny.

Poems so painfully bad, they make you feel quite sunny.

The Little Book of Painfully Bad Poems is not big and it's not clever. It could be described as a poetic abomination, an insult to the world of dramatic poetry. Low on metaphor and high on dubious rhymes, the book brings you poetry with all the depth of a muddy puddle.

Come with me...The Pound Shop Poet, on a journey through, life, love and relationships. Experience the quirks of nature, dubious dates, midlife meanderings and the evil gaze of seagulls.

The Little Book Of Painfully Bad poems, poetry so bad it will make you laugh.

Oh, by the way, The Pound Shop Poet has been known to be a bit rude and sweary at times so this book is for grown ups only!