The Incredibly Not So True Adventures of Sam and William

Sam and William are known throughout the world as millionaire adventurists. They have journeyed to the far reaches of the planet. Their exploits have gained them riches and wealth beyond belief. But they have a higher calling, a majestic revere, a somethingorrather, a quest as it were, to save lives, even if they have to risk yours to do it. Time and time again, Sam and William have battled monsters, giant snakes, and even the undead. In the end they vow to keep each other alive, no matter who gets in the way.