THE HAIR SNATCHERS!

Bennie's back! He's short and hairy and lovable. He's everybody's favorite black-and-white golden retriever on basset hound legs!

 

In THE HAIR SNATCHERS! Bennie comes clean about his struggles with his body and his massive quantity of hair. Volume 4 of Conversations with Bennie is as funny as ever, because Bennie is still the world's most curious dog.

 

Baths are the bane of his existence, and he refuses to be tricked by the suggestion that brushing a dog is no different than petting a dog. He's a finicky canine who sees no good reason to go on a picnic or to a park, and he can't imagine why leftovers would ever exist! He learns he has something in common with whirling dervishes and hopes to meet one someday, along with Mother Nature.

 

Sneezes, sleep, brains, dirt, cows, and other minutiae of life fall prey to his inquiries, and he even manages to ask his first trick question! He worries he might be developing man boobs and considers how he might manage them. He continues to struggle with metaphors and had to learn the hard way what it means to get one's clock cleaned. He has his own unique take on the vet and groomers.

 

THE HAIR SNATCHERS! is a great read at any age. Don't miss the reviews at the beginning, where Bennie's friends give us their opinions about his side gig as an author!