The Grossest Joke Book Ever!

Jokes and riddles guaranteed to make you gag Soon to be banned everywhere from Boston to the dinner table, this little book has a double helping of EEW-inducing fun. With more than 500 knock-knock jokes, one-liners, riddles, and puns to choose from, kids can always find the wrong joke...for the right occasion. How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it. What's brown and sticky?

A stick. What was Beethoven doing in his grave?

Decomposing. Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately.