The Funniest Tennis Quotes... Ever!

From John McEnroe and Andre Agassi to Anna Kournikova and Nick Kyrgios, tennis players have entertained us with some hilarious sound bites. In this comprehensive collection, author Gordon Law has compiled more than 300 side-splitting quotes and quips from the sport's biggest stars. Packed with loads of classic one-liners, barbs, verbal bashings and bloopers, this book will have tennis fans chuckling throughout the year.

"I've only scratched the iceberg."

Andre Agassi

"My breasts are really good because they don't sag. They are firm and perfect."

Anna Kournikova

"I threw the kitchen sink at him but he went to the bathroom and got his tub."

Andy Roddick on Roger Federer

"A haircut and a forehand."

Ivan Lendl describes Andre Agassi