The Distraction

The Distraction Be careful what you ask for. All she wanted was to get back at her cheating ex-boyfriend and be more like her best friend and partner in crime, Nora whose philosophy is more of the "One and Done," or the "Smash and Dash" approach to the dating life. Seems easy enough, right? Who knew that one last prank would cause her to be labeled an "outlaw" and be trending on social media? Life just has a way of giving you the finger sometimes, seemingly when you ask for something as innocent as a distraction. He was definitely off limits. His troubled past, those deep green eyes, and a body that was built for sin. Dana knew there would be no "One and Done" with this one, and she needed help, and fast. It seemed like a great idea at the moment. The perfect distraction, a sweet innocent cat, a little fur ball to help her keep her panties on (cue the romantic comedy music, lots of purrs, a tiny tinkling bell on her collar), simply her new bestie. Sounds like the perfect distraction, Oscar the Grouch, didn't get that memo. Follow Dana on this hilarious adventure, complete with lots of drama, a revenge stunt, a possible murder, a smoking hot former construction worker, and a demonic cat. The Distraction Sometimes life gives you exactly what you ask for. Warning: This is a semi true story of when I adopted the real Oscar. Most of the wild details in this story are true. The boring stuff is made up to make the story more believable. I hope you enjoy reading about our adventures. In real life be careful what you ask for. All I wanted was a little distraction, and then along came Oscar who provided me with one.