The Diary of Bernard Sigme

Bernard Sigme has one month to get a girlfriend. How difficult can that be? When Bernard accepts a hundred pound bet that he can get a girlfriend in one month things get tricky. I mean honestly how difficult is it to get a girlfriend? If your name is Bernard Sigme and your hobbies include spoon collecting and modelling the Great Western Railway - June 15th 1935 just after teatime, Torquay, Platform 2 - it can be very difficult indeed This is a short story.