The Book of the Dead for the Modern Dead Guy

All right, I've got good news and bad news. The bad news? You're dead, and I don't mean "you're in big trouble" dead; I mean "brain dead with no chance of resuscitation" dead. How do I know this? If you're reading this right now, it means that 1) you have left your corpse, and 2) you are now in the Egyptian afterlife known as the Duat, a realm of shadows, lakes of fire, and monsters with really bad names. The good news? My name's Ani, and I'm going to guide you through this confusing realm. You'll learn about Egyptian mythology the modern way, with lightning-fast information on everything from deities to amulets And, most importantly, I'll show you everything from hydromancy to super-speed using all-new, revamped spells from the Book of the Dead for the Modern Dead Guy, the ultimate guide to surviving the Duat So what are you waiting for? Start surviving the not-so-ancient Egyptian afterlife now