The Belch Park Field Trip

IT'S A JUNGLE IN THERE!

Eighth-grader Henry "Bandage Face" Williams has never been a leader...

... or stood up to the bullies

... or kissed the girl of his dreams.

But all that is about to change when the school's inspectors come in for the day. The principal has rounded up Chrome Junction's mischievous cream-of-the-cr@p and sent them to a galaxy far, far away-Belch Park!

High on energy drinks, and under Henry's charge, this gaggle of over-excited children will ride rollercoasters, stuff their faces with fast-food, and cause enough trouble for Google to re-do their maps app.

But when a rival Roman Catholic school arrives, they're determined to show the kids of Chrome Junction Academy just who is the biggest, baddest, and bestest school.

Now, it's war. Will Chrome Junction Academy defeat the bad school? Can Henry grow a pair and lead the kids to glory? Heck, will the park even survive in one piece? (Spoiler Alert: Probably not.)

Read as the third instalment in the Chrome Junction Academy Series, or as a standalone, The Belch Park Field Trip is the side-splitting, foul-mouthed, bodily-fluid-spraying coming of age tale of friendship, loyalty... and other forms of narcissism.

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