The Bad Sex Manual

You're in a new relationship. You think she may be "the one." You've waited a respectful time and are now having your first intimate relations...and you just had a premature ejaculation. What do you say now? What would you give to have a book by your bed to help you navigate through this humiliating situation? How grateful would you be for the buddy that bought you a copy of The Bad Sex Manual? The Bad Sex Manual was written by noted psychologist and professor Peter Desberg and famed Hollywood writer/director Tom McLoughlin. Although they admittedly have had no first hand experience with Bad Sex, their thorough research on the subject is comprehensive and informative. There are chapters dealing with painful subjects like impotence, the moment she sees your pot belly and even dealing with the moment when you reveal that you have a small endowment. We can picture women reading these words and saying, "It's bad enough that we only earn 70 on the dollar, but now we have to suffer from Bad Sex envy. NO Because there are an equal number of chapters for women including areas such as dealing with frigidity, refusing sex, being overweight and small endowment in the Northern region. Showing our sense of inclusion, there is also a short chapter on Bad LGBT Sex. And finally, a chapter on Bad Sex in the Fast Lane. In addition to many lines to explain away bad sex, there are accounts of historical figures who were plagued by Bad Sex, graphs showing key information about bad sex, clinical case studies, instructional stories of Bad Sex and therapeutic suggestions for those afflicted with Bad Sex. We'd like to say that this book will help eradicate Bad Sex quickly, but a number of our readers would be uncomfortable with the word "quickly." Suffice it to say that The Bad Sex Manual offers hope for improving the psyche of the nation, solving a serious national crisis.