The American Freshman

When David left his home in Beavers Bluffs, Nebraska to take up the all-expenses-paid Arnold Shuttlebottom Scholarship to major in European History at the University of Yorkshire in Sheffield, England (he was the only applicant ), little did he realise what awaited him. What did await him were the stunningly beautiful Samantha, the chain-smoking, private school-educated Paul, the vivacious Pam, the gargantuan Lard-Arse, the nymphomaniac Cathy and the bed-wetting lunatic Brain-Dead. Not to mention Pull a Pig competitions, professional masturbation, magic mushrooms, football hooliganism, a city full of people called Kevin, 'botty-burning' Indian curries, Spermy the car, the joys of Amsterdam and Douglas the horny Highland Terrier.God only knows what the rest of term will be like