The Accidental Virgin

From acclaimed author Valerie Frankel comes a wise, winning, uproarious novel about love--or something like it--in the big city.

From: Venus, Goddess of Love, 120 Main, Mt. Olympus

To: Stacy Temple, lapsed temptress

Stacy, Stacy, Stacy.

You were so promising at the beginning: Sexy, smart, personable and funny. Great on dates and really great afterward--if you know what I mean. But this is a sad state of affairs; or, in your case, non-affairs It's been nearly an entire year and you haven't had your way with even ONE eligible male. You've been working so hard concocting sexy lingerie for Thongs.com--and really, Stacy, if that little pink velvet bustier didn't put you in the mood, I don't know what to say --that you haven't even tried to be coaxed out of your own thong.com

Are you listening, Stacy? Seven days to find the perfect man--or else

Happy hunting