Staying Safe from Floods: a very complete guide

What in the flood is going on here?

Firstly, Congratulations on your deciding to read this book: "Staying Safe from Flooding". You are the kind of person that will practice the twenty-something pieces of practical advice in the book.

And if you practice the advice that are in this book, you are the kind of person that will be safe from most of the harsh effects of floods (no one is totally unaffected by floods, because they affect our cities, our friends, our economy and our peaceful evening news.

That said, I wish you a fruitful reading, and may our paths be always above water.