Split Levels

I believe protocol is to submit your works to various poetry powerhouses for real publication. This is not a real publication. This is a file I uploaded to a website, and then paid them to make you think I'm a poet. While I've published one poem in a poetry magazine, I'm more of a McPoet. So I write this crap and have two choices: let it sit in my journals to disturb the 2%% of my descendants weird enough to do genealogy, or pay a website and scattershot disturbance all over the walls. This is also the third version of this work. My editor (me) threw all 100 copies of the first two in the trash. It was...not very good. This one isn't either. If you have expectations, lower them.