Snark Bible

The lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back! With this treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom thats sure to change your lifeor at least induce a light chuckle.One question plagues us all: How do we survive all the Sturm und Drang of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark.She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on by a pitchfork. Jonathan SwiftWhy dont you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. P. G. WodehouseHes a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post. Tom WaitsThey hardly make em like him anymorebut just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway. Hunter S. ThompsonHe has a Teflon brain . . . nothing sticks Lily TomlinHe has no more backbone than a chocolate clair. Theodore RooseveltSnark will keep the wolves at bay (or at least out on the porch). Snark, much like a double scotch, will help you deal with relatives, shopping, and rudeness; it is an outlet for the unleashed vitriolic bile thats saved itself up over the months. Like a shield, it will protect you while you go about your life. Snark is your answer!