Smelly Daddy - Painful Paintin'

Smelly Daddy - he's (not) so good at most things, especially when it comes to the most challenging task of all... painting! But will he finish the job in time to get down to the pub for the big match? *** "It definitely smells of something..." - An (ex) friend *** "Did a child do the illustrations?" - Grandma *** "I like Silly Daddy better..." - My Daughter *** "Can you please just focus on sorting the house out?" - Mummy *** "A masterpiece" - Me.