Sly Doubt of Uranus: The History of a Lovable Asshole

This is the history of Sly Doubt, the most wanted terrorist in the solar system. Sly is largely misunderstood and he takes the opportunity to tell his side of things in this no-holds-barred autobiography. From his humble origins as the orphan of a Bloot miner who fell in love with a Titanian witch to his training as an Ethereum Priest and his lifelong fight against the Jovians who usurped the authority and power of the Urani people - this book tells the story that the Jovian overlords don't want you to hear. This is the story of a lovable asshole who is doing it all for the people. Sly Doubt of Uranus. Rise Up, Uranus.