Series of Unrelated Events

Have you ever been stitched up to the national press by your best mate?Or unintentionally upset a band with a slip of the tongue on a live TV show?Or ruined a dinner party by transforming everything alcoholic into water?Hello. I m Richard Bacon and this is A Series of Unrelated Events. All of the stories are true. All of them happened to me. I ve made the mistakes so you don t have to (you re welcome). So now, if you should ever find yourself sobbing on top of a box of gherkins in the stockroom of a Mansfield McDonald s having a Twitter conversation with your mum while she s pretending to be an illiterate dog performing stand-up to an audience who are funnier than you are or just letting down all of the children of Great Britain you ll know exactly what to do.