saga of Agnew the Miffed and the Rake of Hel

Agnew and his motley band of Viking warriors are stranded on their ship, sinking fast in a terrible storm. In answer to Agnew's desperate prayer, Hel, Queen of the Underworld, offers to rescue Agnew and his men but on the condition that they retrieve Hel's rake, a powerful death-wielding weapon, which also happens to be a convenient and highly functional item of gardening equipment. Agnew and the crew must hunt down the formidable Guthrun Doombringer, who has stolen the rake from Hel and thus incurred her wrath. However, the other Norse gods and goddesses soon begin to meddle in affairs, and Agnew and his band must survive these nefarious plots if they are to retrieve the rake and live to see another day. Their fate, it seems, is in the hands of the gods.