REV J McCLURG'S HORRIFICALLY HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Behold five books made into one, with a splash of coloring pages thrown in the back. Between these covers are all five of my books, in the order of the holidays they are aimed at.

"Valentines Plague" - Hades decides he wants to be a god again so he goes on a mass killing spree to show he still has it in him.

"I was Before the Saint" - Thanks to Saint Patrick there's no one left around to stop an ancient evil from returning and doing anything his dark heart desires.

"Easter Chaos" - Discordia has handed the Easter Bunny a riddle and if the reader can't help figure it out, the entire universe is doomed.

"Slaugh of Ravens" - A teenage girl witness a horrible event and then discovers the real monster isn't what killed her sister.

"A Red Cap Christmas" - The elves are out for blood and Santa is nowhere to be found. Learn who Santa really is and why the children are in danger.

And in the back of the book are five of my drawings. Unique and absolutely uncolored. They are there for the reader to add their own little touch to a few of my creations.

My stories reach back in time to the origins of the holidays and then twist them. Neither the drawings or the writing contained within give a detailed vision of what's going on. Instead, they reach out to the readers' imaginations and draw them into the horrific holidays I've created because there is nothing more frightening to a person than what their imagination will do with unknown or forgotten terrors.